Pierre the Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says:
- Pierre, kiss me!
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
- What are you doing, Pierre? - says the startled Marie.
- I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says:
- Pierre, kiss me lower.
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
- Pierre! What are you doing? - asks the bewildered Marie.
- I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers:
- Pierre, kiss me lower!
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the river, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously:
- Pierre, what in the hell do you think you're doing??!
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says:
- I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!