Most viewed jokes

- I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise.

- Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
→ Spin doctors!

What is the bees favourite film?
→ The Sting!

What do you call a tube with a degree?
→ A graduated cylinder.

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.

- How far is it to town? - Terry wanted to know.

- Six miles, - said Debbie.

- That's too far to walk, - Terry replied.

- It's not too bad, - Debbie said.

- We can each walk three miles!

The Counselor was greeting the new campers.

- So you decided to come to camp - she said to one.

- Nope - the camper answered.

- I was sent to camp!

What is the most romantic city in England?
→ Loverpool!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."

What's a toad's favourite sweet?
→ Lollihops!

- Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?

- Why? Do I look like one?