Knock Knock Cyprus
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cyprus
- Cyprus who?
- Cyprus the bell!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cyprus
- Cyprus who?
- Cyprus the bell!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Apollo
- Apollo who?
- Apollogize!
What's a glow worms favourite song?
→ Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?
→ Ear we go!
Why don't other bugs like earwigs?
→ Because they are always earwigging their conversations!
Who is a bee's favourite painter?
→ Pablo Beecasso!
What does a bee get at McDonalds?
→ A humburger!
Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?
→ They cause too much brain damage.
Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on?
He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.
- Say, your house is burning.
- That's okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one.