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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
→ Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
→ Because it was so ET!

- Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant?

- Pupil: Hong Kong

- Teacher: Why do you say that?

- Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense!

- Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze?

- Pupil: Hot water!

- If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

- One dollar.

- You don't know your arithmetic.

- You don't know my father!

- Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

- Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said:

- If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven.

- I don't think I'll be there - the boy said.

- You don't even know your way to the post office.

- Are you a member of any organized political party?

- No. I'm a Republican.

What is musical and handy in the supermarket.
→ A Chopin Lizst.