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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?
→ Ear we go!

What goes zzub, zzub?
→ A bee flying backwards!

Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on?

He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.

Did you hear about the stupid woodworm?
He was found in a brick.

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they've no pockets to put things in!

How do comedians send messages?
→ By tee-hee mail.

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?
→ A docs-hund!

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
→ Slush puppies!

What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
→ surname