Most viewed jokes

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
→ For hare care.

How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
→ The doorbell shrieks!

Did you hear about the monster with five legs?
→ His trousers fit him like a glove.

How can you double your money?
→ By folding it in half.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
→ Exchange him.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
→ Trustworthy.

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Aileen!

- Aileen who?

- Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

- Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck! - the man said breathlessly.

Kennan ran outside, but came back right away.

- Well, did yew stop him? - asked Stakely.

- Naw! - said the redneck.

- He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate before he got away!

- Say, your house is burning.

- That's okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one.

What was the first thing Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
→ Sat down!