Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cook

- Cook who?

- Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brook

- Brook who?

- Brook-lyn bridge!

What is a flea's favourite book?
→ The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
→ An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
→ To hide his flea collar.

Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress:

- Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?

- Sure is! - she answered.

- Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture.

Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
→ His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!

What do birds give out on Halloween?
→ Tweets.

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
→ Terrified!

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?
→ Trunkquilizers!