Guest
School Outing
- Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear?
- Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.
- Mother: Really? Why's that?
- Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
Most viewed jokes
- All
- Animal Jokes 3869
- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
- Aviation Jokes 339
- Bar Jokes 445
- Blonde Jokes 1226
- Business Jokes 842
- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
- Food Jokes 1052
- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Guest
Stop, Look, Listen
- Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident?
- Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, 'Stop? Look? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
Fishermen And Banjos
Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
→ They make great anchors!
Guest
Snowed-In AWACS
Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish the rest of the taxi way.
Guest
Short-Sighted Sarge
- Short-sighted sarge: Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!
- But sarge, that's a hydrant!
- Sarge: Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well.
Guest
Mechanic On The Couch
Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?
Guest
What A Man Hears
What a woman says:
- This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now!
Guest
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?
→ You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Guest
The Medical Term
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man.
When the examination was complete, he said:
- Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.
- Well, in plain English - the doctor replied.
- you're just lazy.
- Okay - said the man.
- Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.
Guest
Anthony's Long Marriage
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.