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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
→ Terrified!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
→ Coloured scrambled eggs

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
→ Eat out.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
→ A guard dog!

- Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet

- Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

- Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!

- Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
→ Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
→ One that never misses a period.

Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
→ When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

- First ghoul: You don't look too well today.

- Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.