An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels:
- Why, that dog and cat you have agree better than you.
- If yer reverence'll tie them together, ye'll soon change yer mind.
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted.
- Darling, it was just a shark - said his wife when he came to.
- You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere.
What is a flea's favourite book?
→ The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden.
He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.
- What're you doin'? - asked his girlfriend.
- How come your shirt is soakin' wet?
- Well, - said Bradley.
- it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR.
What did the stupid ghost do?
→ He used to climb over walls.
What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?
→ Collect unemployment insurance!
Steve wrote home.
- I'm glad you named me Steve - he said in the letter.
- Why? - asked his mother in her reply.
- Because that's what all the kids at camp call me - he wrote back.
What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
→ I'm wringing wet.
Why do the elephants have short tails?
→ Because they can't remember long stories!
