Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bones

- Bones who?

- Bones upon a time...!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alaska!

- Alaska who?

- Alaska my mummy!

Who is the most powerful ghoul?
→ Judge Dread.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
→ Spotted click

- I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.

- How do you do that?

- I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!

Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked:

- Have you got any invisible ink?

- Certainly sir - said the owner.

- What color?

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?
→ A crying saucer.

What goes up and never comes down?
→ Up

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.