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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
→ You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
→ Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
→ He was too much of a bully!

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?
→ Tired.

A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.

It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Suddenly bang, and the hitch-hiker wakes up:

- what the hell was that?

The truck driver replies:

- some kinda animal, go back to sleep.

Further the same thing again, bang:

- What the hell was that?

- some kinda animal again.

Further into the night, bang, bang, bang:

- What the hell was that?

- Some bastard!

- How terrible - says the hitch-hiker

- but there were 3 bangs

The truck driver replies:

- Yeah, well I had to go through two fences to get the bastard. . .

- Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?

- I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months.

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

- Boss - he said.

- The pill actually worked!

- That's all fine - said the boss.

- But where were you yesterday?

A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said:

- Oh i know.

So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said:

- Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?

His wife just said:

- Hair Restorer with a permanent wave.

Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

How do blonde's braincells die??
→ Alone