Most viewed jokes

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?
→ A bellerina!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
→ A ghoul Yule!

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

- Our flag symbolizes our taxes - he said.

- We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.

- That's the same with us - the American said.

- only we see stars, too.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
→ Because of all the cheetahs!

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
→ An elephant holding its breath!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
→ They lived hoppily ever after!

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
→ I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

What dogs never get lost?
→ Newfound-lands!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?
→ With dog diskettes!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!

- Well sit still and don't stir!