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What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
→ A power failure.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Blood

- Blood who?

- Blood brothers!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bibi

- Bibi who?

- Bibi Bibi Bunting ...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bella

- Bella who?

- Bella bottom trousers!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Badger

- Badger who?

- Badger cookies!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ankara

- Ankara who?

- Ankara went off the cliff!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- An author

- An author who?

- An author joke like this and I'm off!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alda!

- Alda who?

- Alda time you knew who it was!

- Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?

- Witness: Yes.

- Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?

What makes a glow worm glow?
→ A light meal!