Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Annetta

- Annetta who?

- Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.
The judge said:

- State your name, occupation, and the charge.

The defendant said:

- I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery.

The judge winced and said:

- Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
→ "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
→ A centipede with athlete's foot!

Why don't you wear snow boots?
→ Because they'll melt.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?
→ He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!

Whats a frogs favourite game?
→ It's croak-et!

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

- Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

- Our flag symbolizes our taxes - he said.

- We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.

- That's the same with us - the American said.

- only we see stars, too.