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Knock Knock Bones
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bones
- Bones who?
- Bones upon a time...!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bones
- Bones who?
- Bones upon a time...!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bing
- Bing who?
- Bing down the house!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bera
- Bera who?
- Bera necessity!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bellows
- Bellows who?
- Bellows me some money can I have it please!
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?
→ Fancy a bite?
What's a bees favourite novel?
→ The Great Gats-bee!
Did you hear about the stupid photographer?
He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
→ Because bad news travels fast!
What do little trees say on Halloween?
→ Twig or treat.