Most viewed jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
→ They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Castor

- Castor who?

- Castorblanca!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amour

- Amour who?

- Amour you eat, the more you want!

- Have you seen www.topsecret.com?

- If I have, I'm not going to tell you.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!

What has 50 legs but cant walk?
→ Half a centipede!

What's a bees favourite flower?
→ A bee-gonias!

Can bees fly in the rain?
→ Not without their little yellow jackets!