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Army Dentist
What do you call a dentist in the army?
→ A drill sergeant!
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Out for the Count
Out for the Count by Esau Stars
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Blonde in a Tree
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
→ Branch Manager.
Only One Reverse Gear
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.
But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened?
She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said:
- These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!
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Licking The Bowl
What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
→ "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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Out Of Shampoo
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
→ She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
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Hide And Seek
How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
→ One.
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TGIF On Her Shoes
Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?
→ To remind her that "toes go in first."
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Fire Department Call
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone:
- Please state the nature of your emergency.
- Help! My house is on fire!
- Okay, where do you live?
- In a house you silly billy!
- No,no! How do we get there?
- Duh! Big Red Truck!!
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Stranded On An Island
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says:
- Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.
The brunette says:
- I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home.
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says:
- I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too.
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks:
- My dear, what's the matter?
The blonde whimpers:
- I wish my friends were still here.