Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."
What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
→ Dates!
- Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.
- Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
How do you make a Gorilla stew?
→ You keep it waiting for three hours!
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
→ Cinderelephant!
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare (air) mail.
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
→ A whino!
How can you make a basset hound fast?
→ Take away its food!
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
→ A bud hound!
Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
→ He wears a coat and pants.
