Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cash

- Cash who?

- Cash me if you can!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bond

- Bond who?

- Bond to succeed!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aramis

- Aramis who?

- Aramis'tery!

- Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

- Witness: She is my daughter.

- Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

- Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?

- I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

- You're a big Internet fan aren't you?

- Yes - it's becoming a habit!

- Why do you think your report should be on the net?

- Because my marks are all 'E's.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"?

- No.

- Oh, so it's you!

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
→ So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.