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How does an elephant get down from a tree?
→ He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
→ He does lots of bare-obics.

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
→ It's a tender tail!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band

- Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
→ The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?
→ A tri-syrup-tops.

Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare

What's Up, Doc? by Howie Dewin

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her.

- If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said:

- Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart...

What is every blonde's ambition in life?
→ To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.