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Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
→ The tropigs!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
→ To get away from the bagpipe recital.

The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "How many do you think it takes?"

Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask:

- Excuse me, did you want that cart?

- No, I'm only after one thing - he answered.

As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur:

- Typical male.

Why do men prefer blondes?
→ Men always like intellectual company

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?
→ A chauffeur.

- Get this. - said the bloke to his mates.

- Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.

- Did he get anything. - his mates asked.

- yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Camila

- Camila who?

- Camila minute!