Most viewed jokes

How do nuns surf the web?
→ On the Hymnternet.

What is red and dangerous?
→ Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

What's a bees favourite flower?
→ A bee-gonias!

When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.

Randall, an old rancher, stood up.

- Ah think we should keep the old truck - he said.

- We can use it for all them false alarms!

Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I can't," said the second. "My gun isn't loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't."

What do you use to cut the ocean?
→ A seasaw

Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River?
→ He committed sewercide.

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
→ Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

What do you call an egg from outer space?
→ An unidentified flying omelet!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Butter!

- Butter who?

- Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!