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Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time?
→ It was a dead heat.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
→ Roast Moosmallows!

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

- Didn't you see the arrow, buddy? - he asked.

- An arrow? - the confused driver said.

- I didn't even see the Indians

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
→ They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Out for the Count by Esau Stars

The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn

- I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love - the husband told the counselor.

- Has she started to neglect you?

- Not at all - the dejected man replied.

- She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, and she keeps the kids out of my hair. She even lets me choose the television shows we watch.

- So what's the problem?

- Maybe I'm just being too sensitive - the husband ventured, but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers:

- Die! Die, you son of a bitch!

A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the sky saying:

- What's that up there?.

The man replied:

- why.. that's the sun...!.

On that the optician said:

- How far do you want to see sir!

What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?
→ "Decafinated"

The following phrase:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Coincidence? I think not!