The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
→ A feather boa!
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman:
- Can I park here?
- No - says the cop.
- What about all these other cars?
- They didn't ask!
It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.
How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
→ By their names.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
→ Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Where do hamsters come from?
→ Hamsterdam!
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
→ Bumpkin pie!
- Why are you so upset?
- My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning.
- So what?
- So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'.
