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What do you call two spiders who just got married?
→ Newlywebs.

A man was complaining to a friend.

- I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!

- What happened? - asked the friend.

- My wife found out.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bruno

- Bruno who?

- Bruno more tea for me!

- Do you like web jokes?

- Yes - they're e-larious!

What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
→ Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
→ Light ale!

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?
→ Look at it through a magnifying glass.

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
→ Because it got too heavy to carry.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
→ Anyone he could dig up.