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Washington's Test Results
- How did you do in your tests?
- I did what George Washington did!
- What was that?
- Went down in history!
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Chinese And Mexican Cross
What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?
→ A car thief who can't drive!
Peanuts Or Caviar
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
→ Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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Colorful Elephant
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
→ Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
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Bunny Crossed With Leprechaun
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
→ The Easter Blarney!
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Chihuahua at the Mall
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.
- Didn't I see you on a TV commercial?
- How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
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Howling at the Moon
What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?
→ Two dogs howling at the moon.
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Rottweiller and Hyena
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
→ I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
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Painting Myself Gold
- Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
- Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Running Out Of Oil
There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.
Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.