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The Post Script by Adeline Extra

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
→ There is cheese in front of the mouse.

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was:

- If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?

She thought for a time and then asked:

- Is it on or off?

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
→ (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

What is a brunette between two blondes?
→ An interpreter.

There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska.

So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a fully-fledged Alskan, so he goes in this pub to ask a bar man what he has to do to become a fully fledged Alaskan.

The barnabs say's:

- First you drink this liter of whisky, then you've got to kill a bear, and find a woman and rape her.

The guy gets confused, so he asked the barman to repeat it.

He comes back a week later beaten to shit.

- What happened to you? - said the barman.

- I'm nearly a fully fledged alaskan, all I gotta do now is kill a woman!

Little miss muffet... sat on her tuffet... eating her kurds and way.

Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said:

- hey, whatsin the bowl bitch?!

- Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?

- Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?

- Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says:

- Oh God! Are you still in there!

What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?

1. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
2. You are always meeting new people.
3. You never have to watch reruns on television.

How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?
→ He signs "his" name under "cause of death!"