An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says:
- maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
The old man says without hesitation:
- I now pronounce you man and wife.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cecil
- Cecil who?
- Cecil have music whereever she goes....!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Carrie
- Carrie who?
- Carrie me home, I'm tired!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bridget
- Bridget who?
- London Bridget, is falling down, falling down...!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Brendan
- Brendan who?
- Brendan an ear to what I have to say!
- Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
- Aleta!
- Aleta who?
- Aleta from the tax man!
What is the most faithful insect?
→ A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?
→ To wrap itself in toilet paper!
After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her once."
Why don't ghosts make good magicians?
→ You can see right through their tricks.
