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- They say she has a sharp tongue.

- Yes, she can slice bread with it.

Why is Russia a very fast country?
→ Because the people are always Russian!

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
→ They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

What's grey but turns red?
→ An embarrassed elephant!

- I've lost my dog!

- Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?

- Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
It's fun to call him...
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.
Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

How do you know a blonde likes you?
→ She screws you two nights in a row.

Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy.

- Slow down, baby - she said - Foreplay is an art.

- You better get your canvas ready soon - he panted - because I'm about to spill my paint!

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
→ One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said:

- If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down.

- And if you were a lady - replied Roger - you'd stand up and let four people sit down.