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Rich Frog
What do you call a rich frog?
→ A gold-blooded reptile.
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Sharp Tongue
- They say she has a sharp tongue.
- Yes, she can slice bread with it.
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Too Much Tea
What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea?
→ He drowned in his teapea.
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Where You Got Your Face
I don't know where you got your face from, but I hope you have the receipt.
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Dog Scared of Fire
Why is a dog scared of a fire?
→ It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
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Seeing Double
- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.
- Please sit on the couch.
- Which one!
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Excellent Health
- You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
- That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
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Sleepwalking Cure
- Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?
- Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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Screen Door
What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
→ The more you bang it the looser it gets.
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Drowning A Blonde
How do you drown a blonde?
→ Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.