Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Charles

- Charles who?

- Charles your luck on the lottery!

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes.

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
→ You slap him and he slaps you back!

What kind of bees hum and drop things?
→ A fumble bee!

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?
→ Because it had a hole in the middle.

- Loomis: Does your dog have a license?

- Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
→ An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What kind of hair do oceans have?
→ Wavy!

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
→ He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.