Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter:
- Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?
- Gosh! - exclaimed Jane.
- Are we getting a dog?
What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
→ Drool.
What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?
→ King Kong is more sensitive.
What do you call a clever monster?
→ Frank Einstein.
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
→ "Pleased to eat you!"
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
→ In a handbag.
A trooper asks a sergeant:
- Is it true that man descended from a monkey?
- Yes, troopers possibly were. But not sergeants.
Why do little boys whine?
→ Because they're practicing to be men.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cricket
- Cricket who?
- Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chip
- Chip who?
- Chip of Fools!
