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What is a dog's favourite sport?
→ Formula 1 drooling!

How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?
→ She puts on rubber based lipstick.

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says:

- You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says:

- Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.

Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says:

- I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says:

- I could throw all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy.

My dad is stupid.
He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said:

- Your first job will be to sweep out the store.

- But I'm a college graduate - the young man replied indignantly.

- Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that - said the manager.

- Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how.

- First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

- Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

Did you hear about the cannibal who committed suicide?
→ He got himself into a real stew.

Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett

Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry

What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.