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Why don't men have mid-life crises?
→ They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
→ Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cereal

- Cereal who?

- Cereal pleasure to meet you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bjorn

- Bjorn who?

- Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bjork

- Bjork who?

- Bjork in the USSR!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Amber!

- Amber who?

- Amber-sting to come in!

What is big hairy and can fly?
→ King Kongcorde!

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?
→ DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

- Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over at the high school?

- Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second.

- Delmer: Why didn't you stay?

- Parley: I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program, 'Two Years Later.'