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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- China

- China who?

- China late, isn't it?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ari

- Ari who?

- Arin't you glad you use Dial!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aretha

- Aretha who?

- Aretha flowers!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Adder!

- Adder who?

- Adder you get in here?

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
→ Very big worm holes in your garden!

- First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?

- Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit.

- Hey, Cole! - said Edney.

- See those two wires?

- Sure, - Cole answered.

- Now just grab one of them.

Cole grabbed one of the wires.

- Feel anything? - asked his partner.

- Not a thing, - answered Cole.

- Good! - said Edney.

- Don't touch the other one or you'll drop dead!

Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting.

They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.

The first redneck says to the other:

- If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you.

After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo.

The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do.

The redneck answers:

- Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
→ Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Why do bakers work so hard?
→ Because they need the dough