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What side of the dog has the most fur?
→ The Outside.

- Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?

- Saw the legs off of your bed!

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?
→ Public access.

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
→ A cock that stays up all night.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
→ - I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!

While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read:

- CLEARANCE 11'3.

They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4."

- What do you think? - one asked the other.

The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first:

- Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!

What happened to the cannibal lion?
→ He had to swallow his pride!

Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
→ Because he's always coming back!

Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director?
→ Sizzle B. DeMille!

The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken