Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Coffin

- Coffin who?

- Coffin and spluttering!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Blair

- Blair who?

- Blair play!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bashful

- Bashful who?

- I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Agnes!

- Agnes who?

- Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations.
He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The lawyer protested that a three-year wait was unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears.
The lawyer was then approached by the devil, who told him that he would be able to arrange an appeal to be heard in a few days, if the lawyer was willing to change venue to Hell. The lawyer asked:

- Why can appeals be heard so much sooner in Hell?

The devil answered:

- We have all of the judges.

What do internet football fans sing?
→ E we go E we go, E we go!

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?
→ Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?
→ Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.

- Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.

- Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
→ It became a daddy short legs!