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Where did the newlywed horses stay?
→ In the bridle suite!

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
→ Stop beating a dead hearse!

Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
→ The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
→ Because then it would be a foot.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
→ By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do you call a happy Lassie?
→ A jolly collie!

- Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

- You're too tents.

Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
→ She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
→ - I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!