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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Arfur

- Arfur who?

- Arfur got!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alan!

- Alan who?

- Alan a good cause!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?
→ A messy cage.

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations.
He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The lawyer protested that a three-year wait was unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears.
The lawyer was then approached by the devil, who told him that he would be able to arrange an appeal to be heard in a few days, if the lawyer was willing to change venue to Hell. The lawyer asked:

- Why can appeals be heard so much sooner in Hell?

The devil answered:

- We have all of the judges.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?
→ Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.

Why was the glow worm unhappy?
→ Because her children weren't that bright!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes!

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
→ The one in the sugar bowl!

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?
→ Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.