Most viewed jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
→ Coloured eggrolls!

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
→ 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

What do you call a dumb bunny?
→ A hare brain.

What do rabbits put in their computers?
→ Hoppy disks!

The police are looking for a thief with one eye.
→ Why don't they use two?

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
→ A competent liberal President.

How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
→ He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
→ Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

- Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

- Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.