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What is a dogs favourite flower?
→ Anything in your garden!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
→ I must throw that doggie out the window!

- Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.

- Well bring him in so I can cure him.

- I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God

- When did this start?

- Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

- Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?

- Yes - here's a kite!

My life selling houses by Con Allday

Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star

Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

Why do blondes drive VWs?
→ Because they can spell it.

Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
→ "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"