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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
→ They take a gallop poll!

For what person do all men take off their hats?
→ The barber.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?
→ Ghoulloping.

What do naked fish play with?
→ Bare-a-cudas!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
→ Fish!

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
→ He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.

After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life.

- I'm fine - Angus said.

- But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.

- Well, ma laddie - says his mother.

- I suggest you don't associate with people like that.

- Oh - says Angus - I don't, Mam, I don't. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing my bagpipes.

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
→ Rabbit De Niro!

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Beast wishes.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
→ Because then it would be a foot.