Angus In Australia

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.

After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life.

- I'm fine - Angus said.

- But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.

- Well, ma laddie - says his mother.

- I suggest you don't associate with people like that.

- Oh - says Angus - I don't, Mam, I don't. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing my bagpipes.