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A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
→ Fang mail.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Curry

- Curry who?

- Curry me back home will you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bull

- Bull who?

- Bull the chain when your done!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Buckle

- Buckle who?

- Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bubbles

- Bubbles who?

- Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."

Which fly captured the ladybird?
→ The dragon-fly.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
→ I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Who is the bees favourite pop group?
→ The bee gees!