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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
→ Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do cannibals say when they say grace?
→ ''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!''

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?
→ It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
→ Squash.

What is a hamburger's favourite story?
→ Hansel and Gristle!

How do you insult a hamburger patty?
→ Call it a meatball!

Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood

The New Drum by Major Headache

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.

- Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago! - the former blonde asked.

Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
→ It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.