Most viewed jokes

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?
→ It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

What did the dog use to make his kite?
→ Flypaper.

Where do you usually find dogs?
→ It all depends on where you lose them.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?
→ Bit him, naturally.

Why do dogs wag their tails?
→ Because no one else will do it for them!

- Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.

- Well bring him in so I can cure him.

- I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
→ How Come?

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
→ Slow down and use a lubricant.

Why don't men fake orgasm?
→ Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.