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One behaviorist to another after lovemaking:

- Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?

What is the difference between men and pigs?
→ Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?
→ Under the soap

- Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

- Witness: Where am I Cathy?

- Attorney: And why did that upset you?

- Witness: Because my name is Susan.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cynthia

- Cynthia who?

- Cynthia you been away I missed you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Carson

- Carson who?

- Carconogenic!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Belinda

- Belinda who?

- Belinda church steeple!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Barry

- Barry who?

- Barry the dead!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alvin!

- Alvin who?

- Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Alva!

- Alva who?

- Alva heart!