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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
→ Because her husband spawned her affections!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!

What do you call two rows of cabbages?
→ A dual cabbageway!

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
→ Rabbit De Niro!

Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
→ I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

- Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.

- Well bring him in so I can cure him.

- I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm God.

- When did this start?

- Well, first I created the sun, then the earth.

- Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!

- Have you taken anything for it?

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God

- When did this start?

- Well first I created the sun, then the earth...