Most viewed jokes

How are you getting on with the Internet?
→ Surf far, so good.

What is the wasps' favorite song?
→ Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
→ An aero-drone!

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid?
→ "Genius has its limits."

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
→ He was a rough rider!

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?
→ A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?
→ I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?
→ A knight light

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?
→ When your bald!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog-horn.